to be alive

Maybe you're hallucinating, hyperventilating. ..
A big toed bald man sitting next to you grants you a wish...
Maybe you're hallucinating, hyperventilating. ..
If he asked you now, which would you pick?

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Be a Hanson

Advantages:
Your dreams of being in a successful music
group will come true. You can become a
part of a large family.

Disadvantages:
You can't date your brother...
Your Best Scenario:
Guys/girls drooling over you as you become a
music legend. Married to the guy/girl of
your choice and induction into the
Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame.

Your Best Scenario Quote:
"Mr. Springsteen, ... if everyone had my talent,
where would you be?"


Your Worst Scenario:
Your lack of musical ability gets you
kicked out of the band. You must spread
tabloid rumors about your
family to make money.

Your Worst Scenario Quote:
"I don't know how that story got leaked to the press!"

A Million Dollars





Advantages:
Money, money, money...
A new car, new house, maybe even new friends...
Can buy every piece of Hanson merchandise that exists

Disadvantages:
Everyone becomes your friend and needs money.
People will look at you differently.
Taxes!

Your Best Scenario:
You invest the money wisely and never have
to work again. You can marry anybody you want
(like Taylor) and live the life of luxury.

Your Best Scenario Quote:
"I paid Hanson to play at my birthday last week!"

Your Worst Scenario:
Your investments go sour in a week and you lose
the million plus more. You drop out of school
moving from one homeless shelter to the next.

Your Worst Scenario Quote:
"Hey Ginger,... this is MY cardboard box!"



Spend a Month
With Hanson

Advantages:
You get to meet and get to know Isaac, Taylor,
Zac, and the whole Hanson household! You
get an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at what
it's like to be Hanson!

Disadvantages:
Your friends might be jealous and treat you
differently upon your return. It may spoil the
perfect images you have of Hanson.

Your Best Scenario:
They are everything you expected and more.
Hanson writes a hit song about you
and your fave Hanson brother
has a crush on you!

Your Best Scenario Quote:
"I do!"



Your Worst Scenario:
They aren't what you
expected and their family
doesn't take to you. You are
treated like a spy and ask
to be taken home
within a week.

Your Worst
Scenario Quote:
"Oh yeah? Well... I thought
they said a month with
the Backstreet Boys!"



Kick Carson Daly
in the bee-hind




Advantages:
Take out months of anger and frustration on the
guy who consistently disses Hanson. Publicly
humiliate Carson on live television.

Disadvantages:
Hmmm...

Your Best Scenario:
He can never sit down again as you are heralded as a
Hanson hero throughout the land. Websites spring
up in your honor and Hanson wants to meet you.

Your Best Scenario Quote:
"Let's watch that again... in slow motion!"

Your Worst Scenario:
Your foot gets stuck and you have to either follow
him around the rest of your life or lose your foot.

Your Worst Scenario Quote:
"Hey Carson, wake up! I have to go to the bathroom!"

Diss a Hanson

Advantages:
You think you will look "cool" with your friends/viewers.
(But they secretly like Hanson)

Disadvantages:
You might offend many people, who will remember that
and get you back later.

Your Best Scenario:
By some strange phenomenon, Hanson's next release flops
and everybody proclaims you a music expert.

Your Best Scenario Quote:
"Told ya so!"

Your Worst Scenario:
Hanson's induction into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame
pre-empts your favorite on-the-verge- of-being- cancelled
television show.

Your Worst Scenario Quote:
"You know what? Their music is actually pretty good."